Remedial Gas Mix - Explosion
Ever eat a lot? Yeah I’m sure you do! I myself have recently came to eating TOO much lately. That is, the suggested daily diet (or somewhere around it). Ok, So I ate a burrito, an ice cream cone and drank about 3 beers (miller lite) then some chips & dip. Is this a bad diet? Probably not compared to YOURS. All I know is that it gave me SEVERE gas. The intolerable kind that presses your organs together and makes you feel like you can’t move until you are able to let out a 30 second wind of death.
Okay here is your answer, or atleast the one that helped me.
1 tablespoon of Baking Soda
1 tablespoon of sugar
Enough white table vinegar to make the mixture into a liquid form
Combine all of the above ingredients
Drink this, and it will get rid of your gas problems within the hour but I would definitely stay out of other’s company, unless you enjoy that sort of thing.
Cheers - Bring on the Burritos and Beer!
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February 27th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Hey will this really work If I try it?
Marlo
June 18th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
yes!! I promise.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Calm that rumbly in your tummy with ARM & HAMMER® Baking Soda. It’s is safe and effective as an antacid to relieve heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach, and upset stomach due to these symptoms when used as directed.
Warnings:
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Do not use if you are on a sodium restricted diet unless directed by a doctor.
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Ask a doctor or a pharmacist before use if you are taking a prescription drug. Antacids may interact with certain prescription drugs.
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Do not administer to children under age 5.
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STOMACH WARNING: TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY, DO NOT TAKE UNTIL POWDER IS COMPLETELY DISSOLVED. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT NOT TO TAKE THIS PRODUCT WHEN OVERLY FULL FROM FOOD OR DRINK. Consult a doctor if severe stomach pain occurs after taking this product.
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Stop use and ask a doctor if symptoms last more than 2 weeks.
Directions:
Add 1/2 teaspoon to 1/2 glass (4 fl. oz.) of water every 2 hours, or as directed by physician. Dissolve completely in water. Accurately measure 1/2 teaspoon.
Do not take more than the following amounts in 24 hours:
–Seven 1/2 teaspoons.
–Three 1/2 teaspoons if you are over 60 years.
Do not use the maximum dosage for more than 2 weeks.
Other Information:
Each 1/2 teaspoon contains 616 mg sodium.