Bela Black Strikes Back

Lets face it, with the amount of new foreigners in the USA, anyone can get cable internet or cable without a social security number or any type of identification method for that matter. 

Here is how:

When you call your ISP to sign up, just tell them you are in the US on leave from canada or any other given country who’s accent you are good at faking.

They will then offer you the ability to get services with a small deposit fee of $100-200.  This small fee leaves you protected from being charged with illegal activities etc. from your ISP such as piracy, gambling etc.  ESPECIALLY if you use an alias.