Christians have done enough damage to society they need to calm the fuck down and shut the fuck up already. If someone doesn’t think so…I think we all really didn’t mind Tom Cruise so much until he started opening his crazy fucking mouth. Same difference here. And further proof of how special people like Ardna can be…Lemme pray god will heal my ass cancer, I just have to have faith and if I die my faith wasn’t strong enough; What? go to a hospital catch it early and actually get it cured? If it wasn’t for lame ass religion we wouldn’t have disease, we’d have condos on mars, teleportation and lots of other cool shit ages ago. I feel like a fucking caveman banging out this comment with rocks and charcoal right now, so thanks assholes. What happened to god fearing? Seems like they fear everything but and hold everything and everyone back, science, technological innovation, cross cultural understanding, mental health etc.. Religion has easily murdered more people than every war combined 10 fold.

I can hear the conversation of Everbusy Body Home Association head: Ardna now… Asking in a quizzical retarded tone that cant be helped due to inbreeding: “Brenda…what’s that thing in the yard they have up there with those wings?” (knowing damn well what it was but trying to muster an army to stir up shit) “Oh, Ardna that’s some kinda demon. (since I don’t read or know jack shit anything outside pig holler county) that’s what pastor says it is and what pastor says is right.” Ardna; from having fantasies in church again blurts out “Oh! I saw pastor bend over the pulpit last sundee and I felt god pour his light right through me.” “Ardna, you’re too much!” “Well Brenda, I have to get back at the telescope and be the eye of god on those sinners and judge them.” Brenda: having a non deluded moment of clarity thought frame; questions the queen bee of the church social Ardna’s hypocritical moral fabric… “Ardna, what’s that scripture again? Judge not lest ye be judged?” Scoffing at the very idea, Ardna shuts out reality and blinks 100 times in rapid succession and ‘corrects’ Brenda’s straying from Ardna’s path. “Oh Brenda! That’s the Old Testament.” Realizing; she hadn’t gotten the recipe for Ardna’s county fair winning chili con carne yet…she recovers quickly. “For Christmas sakes Ardna, I forgot! God bless you for reminding me! Keep me posted on the hill top heathens.” ‘Mmmk Bren Bren, buh bye.” “Tootles Ardie.’ (click)
be a zombie too? Leave me out…although, it does kind of sound pretty fucking awesome now looking at it from that perspective rofl….Thanks for making my day Bela, I needed a good laugh and a good cleanse the system rant

Don’t get me wrong be religious all you want, and live how you want, I don’t really care; its your business not mine and Id like to keep it that way(hint hint). Sorry to get on a rant with this comment but omg this kind of stuff sets me off lol. What’s it called when someone dies and they come back? last I checked that was a fucking ZOMBIE! Dude…man dude seriously, way un cool. So go on some where else with your zombie cult called Christianity eatest thou his flesh and drinketh of his blood and handle snakes all you fucking want too. Don’t come watch towering my door thinking: cuz wouldn’t ya like to be a zombie too? Although in retrospect of the last few sentences Christianity is sounding pretty fucking cool right now This post made my day, I needed a good laugh and to let out some angstee goodness. ;P
Thanks Bela!