Bela Black Strikes Back

At the risk of unloading a big ball of cheez, I’m throwing this one out there.

Gee Whiz I really hate being interrupted when I am shopping, this is just way over the top. It reminds me of one of those restaurants where the entire staff breaks out into song and dance. None the less it is quite funny.

This one really makes me miss dear friends

Neuro-antics, dating in the age of twitter, over-stimulation.

Spinning vinyl ipod app from Theodore Watson on Vimeo.

Lets face it, with the amount of new foreigners in the USA, anyone can get cable internet or cable without a social security number or any type of identification method for that matter. 

Here is how:

When you call your ISP to sign up, just tell them you are in the US on leave from canada or any other given country who’s accent you are good at faking.

They will then offer you the ability to get services with a small deposit fee of $100-200.  This small fee leaves you protected from being charged with illegal activities etc. from your ISP such as piracy, gambling etc.  ESPECIALLY if you use an alias.

Alrighty, so I started using myspace back in 2004, 5 years ago … not that long ago but at the time it was practically a new site and not flooded and overloaded with aps, spam and idiots. I have since then deleted my profile due to many factors, including but not limited to drama amongst ‘once upon a time’ friends I now like to refer to as ‘foot stools’ or ‘stepping stones’. They didn’t know it at the time but my experiences with them were totally fueled by my curiosity in experimentation with social and emotional boundaries.

Nonetheless, that is irrelevant to the topic at hand, MySpace. I came across the following search browsing around for bulk quantities of kapok and ran across the following search string on google – www.myspace.com – * see photo

Google has indexed the plethora of idiots linking back to myspace, which puts your profile that accessible just that much closer to the ranks of idiocities.

As I promised, here is how to delete your profile:

1.) Login to the MySpace account that you want to delete (You need to have the password to access and login to the MySpace account that you want to cancel or delete).
2.) After login to MySpace, you will see a few options such as Edit Profile, Account Settings, Add/Edit Photos, Add/Change Videos, Manage Calendar, Manage Blog and Manage Address Book right after the greeting, right beside your photo (or “No Photo” if you haven’t upload any photo).
3.) Click on “Account Settings”.
4.) Click on “Cancel Account, located beside “View My Profile” and “Edit My Profile”.
5.) Goto the email account you used to create the profile and confirm the deletion.

Poof you’re done and safe from the regurgitated over and over lameness.

The only real use for MySpace now is to spam lusers; and not music, even that sucks now unless you’re a sell out luser scene kid

This is just another reminder as to why some people shouldn’t breed. What the fuck is this? You put on this suit that allows you to attach a baby to yourself. They are calling it the ‘Baby Snuggie’. It doesn’t seem that BAD really (for weirdos), especially since they already have those baby back-pack thingies … BUT after seeing this photograph I was scarred and felt compelled to share it with the rest of whoever might come across this travesty.+

Look at her eyes, doesn’t she scare you? Why would you want a baby attached to you? What if you had to make a run for it or the baby was a pyromaniac and kept setting you on fire, wouldn’t this be more of a problem then the convenience pretending to be a spider with babies attached to your belly?

Let this be a lesson people, stop breeding if you don’t have the resource or arms to take care of the baby!

Hi, Yes I am a walking
FREAK SHOW!

Check these tools out, they call their selves ‘mutants’. I guess they are right to some degree but last I checked stupid people occupy 85% of the human population and I don’t see them as being any type of exception. Tattoo your eyeball? Yeah you’re smart.

Do the world a favor, if your kid/relative/you does anything like this – save us and eliminate yourselves from the gene pool with a mass suicide or murder