Bela Black Strikes Back

Now you too can own your own Asian Girl for the right price.

This is getting all too damn creepy for me.

EWwww This is just NASTAY!

Hope you enjoy’d! Don’t forget to wash your neck!

I should have posted this a year ago! Grab your shot guns, its time for ..

I was passed this by a friend at work. User discretion is advised, use at your own risk, I will not be responsible for loss of brains.

How classic.

Ever wonder what an English Bulldog could do to a couch?

Well I have the answer to this mystery. . .

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You’ll find this one on most news sites. The photos below are of a road sign that was “hacked” by “hackers” according to the news source. IMHO, it is apparent that the word ‘hacker’ is in need of much refinement.

Lets see what it takes to “hack” one of these signs.

DO NOT under any circumstances run around hacking into electronic road signs using the information contained in this guide of how to transmit hilarious messages to passing motorists.

It is as simple as follows.

How many times have you driven by an electronic road sign like one of these?

*** WARNING YOU SHOULD NEVER TAMPER WITH THESE SIGNS ***

All you need to know, who needs a step-by-step process ?

* The access panel on the sign is generally protected by a small lock, but often are left unprotected. Upon opening the access panel you can see the display electronics.
* The black control pad is attached by a curly cord, with a keyboard on the face.
* Programming is as simple as scrolling down the menu selection to “Instant Text”. Type whatever you want to display, Hit Enter to submit. You can now either throw it up on the sign by selecting “Run w/out save” or you can add more pages to it by selecting “Add page”

** HACKER TIPS ** Should it will ask you for a password. Try “DOTS”, the default password.

In all likelihood, the crew will not have changed it. However if they did, never fear. Hold “Control” and “Shift” and while holding, enter “DIPY”. This will reset the sign and reset the password to “DOTS” in the process. You’re in!

Ok, so thats all it takes to ‘hack’ this sign. You run upto it, hopefully its unlocked.. You enter what you want accordingly. How nice. Let the Zombie invasion begin!

** Update – I found the news brief from Austin News

Here are some of the things I’ve noticed are essential for running a home-based child pornography ring, hiding molestations or succeeding at just plain old’ child abuse

1 – Be prepared for ANYTHING

2 – Put all morale aside

3 – You must NEVER forget that everything is pragmatic; remember this at ALL times!

4 – Someone is always watching so put up an unbreakable facade

5 – Act as if you don’t have a care in the world

6 – Scream obscenities at your children when no one else is around, this will help you feel better

7 – Lie, lie as much as you can about unimportant things or things to make other people look bad; be prepared to destroy lives

8 – Pretend you care about your diet and say self-defeating things that make you seem helpless and humble

9 – Hide all of your real talent, don’t let anyone know what you ‘really do well’ when no one else is around

10 – Cry when you don’t get your way, wait until you are alone though; if that doesn’t make you feel better make up lies or stories to help you get what you wanted

This is totally disgusting, it reminds me of that fake photo that was going around of a boob infested with maggots.

Which I found by searching google images –

I am about to lose my lunch if I look any longer. UGH.

Once upon a time I knew this two-tailed cunt named Mary. She was always blabbering off at the mouth about her thoughts and how she couldn’t put things together because her logic was incomplete. She compared things one way or another that somehow overlapped and couldn’t stick with one solid idea.

One day Mary was sitting on the sidewalk, waiting for her fins to dry out so she could go to the local bar and get a drink. While she was waiting, a man came up on her and handed her a bottle of rum. He said, “drink this rum and you will be mine until the end of time”. Mary gasped and then cried out “I don’t want to be yours! Get away from me!”, she then grabbed the rum and jumped back into the gutter where the man could not follow. Little did Mary know, this man was really no man but a Djinn in disguise.

The next week, Mary had came back to the same sidewalk to go to the bar again. While she was waiting for her fins to dry, again walked up the Djinn. He approached with his arms crossed over a bottle of rum and his brow was furrowed. “Fish lady” he said, “You drank my  rum and now you are MINE!”. He then proceeded to hand her the new bottle of rum and reached out his hand with the palm up, gesturing for her to reach up and join him.  Mary thought to herself, why not.. I don’t have anything else to do right now. She then proceeded to reach up and grabbed his hand. Upon touching the Djinn’s hand, the skin on his hand began to slowly clam up and became really slimy. “This was definitely not expected, you are a slimy fish lady and you should have stayed in the gutter” the Djinn exclaimed and jerked his hand away.

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