Bela Black Strikes Back

Watch out locals, Cambridge Massechusettes is getting pretty freaky!

A female patron of Whole Foods located on Alewife Brook Parkway who happened to be wearing high-heels was approached by a man with a rather odd request, he asked to take photos of her feet. After an obvious agreement on the woman’s part the man then proceeded to kiss and lick her right foot. After the very strange assault, the woman reported the man to local police who are now on the look-out for the alleged out of control foot fetish fiend.

Catch the local news story here – wickedlocal.com

Wow, this guy can catch a laptop with his butt! I didn’t know this was possible. I hope the practice for this doesn’t involve toilet paper or lubrication!

Wow, Pee-wee’s big adventure came out in 1985. Which is probably when these wonderful people started collecting bikes. What a collection! And they even have Pee-Wee’s Bike!!! Wait, what happened to Paul Reuben anyway?

GUANGZHOU, China — An employee at a factory that makes iPhones in China killed himself after a prototype went missing, and Apple Inc. responded Wednesday by saying its suppliers are required to treat workers with dignity and respect.

Sun was responsible for sending iPhone prototypes to Apple, and on July 13 he reported that he was missing one of the 16 fourth-generation units in his possession, the newspaper reported. His friends said company security guards searched his apartment, detained him and beat him, the paper reported.

The prototype was later found in the hands of Apple enthusiast Edward Green of Munich, Germany. He claimed to have purchased it on craigslist from some guy out of Africa, “they paid me to take it” he stated – “all I had to do was cash a few travelers checks and send 75% of the money back, I still can’t believe it!”.

This guy really got it, watch as his body flies up into the air and falls to the floor helplessly like a fish out of water. Quite hilarious!

Ever go see a movie and hold it just because you don’t want to see that nice shot of *insert actor/actress name here*’s arse? Or yeah right for those who pretend to care, the actual plot? Well low and behold! The powers of the mighty interwebz has once again sprung up a tasty vittle of absolute mindless sheep herding convenience – http://runpee.com

Yes, I know how excited you nerds must be and you’re welcome.

This is just another reminder as to why some people shouldn’t breed. What the fuck is this? You put on this suit that allows you to attach a baby to yourself. They are calling it the ‘Baby Snuggie’. It doesn’t seem that BAD really (for weirdos), especially since they already have those baby back-pack thingies … BUT after seeing this photograph I was scarred and felt compelled to share it with the rest of whoever might come across this travesty.+

Look at her eyes, doesn’t she scare you? Why would you want a baby attached to you? What if you had to make a run for it or the baby was a pyromaniac and kept setting you on fire, wouldn’t this be more of a problem then the convenience pretending to be a spider with babies attached to your belly?

Let this be a lesson people, stop breeding if you don’t have the resource or arms to take care of the baby!

Hi, Yes I am a walking
FREAK SHOW!