Bela Black Strikes Back

This guy has won the ‘epic retard’ award in my book, who the hell gets this mad over a cheeseburger and what gives anyone the right or the audacity to act this ridiculous inside a public place?

OMG WTF Drama Kitty – Super cute white, fluffy Kitten

This is one of those images that dyslexic folks shouldn’t look at, which would probably account for 95% of my visitors, so please if you do look, you automatically accept the terms that you can not blame me for any accident or injury occurring as a result of viewing this image. FINISH HER! Best viewed while listening to the sound track of any 90s action movie preferably one including KMFDM.

Yes, I put my hand on my heart (or heart on my head, or something) and admit that it is a bit odd. But all lovers of Mortal Kombat will get it. Kombatistas or Kombateuos, as they are known in Spanish, have a pretty wacked sense of humor. One of the great things about the game is that you can have so much fun fooling around with it. The game is great fun, but slightly crazy in a way that something like PartyPoker just isn’t. A game has to be slightly ludicrous in the first place to take the mick.

10 – the website, ‘two girls, one cup’ came up on your browsing history, is that a kids site?

9 – I’m sorry but your account has been deactivated, please see your manager.

8 – How did you do that?

7 – I’ll be out for the rest of the week

6 – we found another zombie on the network and it’s IP matches your computer

5 – the core router is dead and we can’t it replaced until tomorrow

4 – we are performing an emergency maintenance, your email will be back in a few hours

3 – oops, I didn’t mean to press that button

2 – your email to your girlfriend got caught in the spam filter but don’t worry, I unblocked her for you *giggles*

1 – we lost all of your data

Watch out locals, Cambridge Massechusettes is getting pretty freaky!

A female patron of Whole Foods located on Alewife Brook Parkway who happened to be wearing high-heels was approached by a man with a rather odd request, he asked to take photos of her feet. After an obvious agreement on the woman’s part the man then proceeded to kiss and lick her right foot. After the very strange assault, the woman reported the man to local police who are now on the look-out for the alleged out of control foot fetish fiend.

Catch the local news story here – wickedlocal.com

Wow, this guy can catch a laptop with his butt! I didn’t know this was possible. I hope the practice for this doesn’t involve toilet paper or lubrication!

Wow, Pee-wee’s big adventure came out in 1985. Which is probably when these wonderful people started collecting bikes. What a collection! And they even have Pee-Wee’s Bike!!! Wait, what happened to Paul Reuben anyway?