Bela Black Strikes Back

GUANGZHOU, China — An employee at a factory that makes iPhones in China killed himself after a prototype went missing, and Apple Inc. responded Wednesday by saying its suppliers are required to treat workers with dignity and respect.

Sun was responsible for sending iPhone prototypes to Apple, and on July 13 he reported that he was missing one of the 16 fourth-generation units in his possession, the newspaper reported. His friends said company security guards searched his apartment, detained him and beat him, the paper reported.

The prototype was later found in the hands of Apple enthusiast Edward Green of Munich, Germany. He claimed to have purchased it on craigslist from some guy out of Africa, “they paid me to take it” he stated – “all I had to do was cash a few travelers checks and send 75% of the money back, I still can’t believe it!”.

This guy really got it, watch as his body flies up into the air and falls to the floor helplessly like a fish out of water. Quite hilarious!

Ever go see a movie and hold it just because you don’t want to see that nice shot of *insert actor/actress name here*’s arse? Or yeah right for those who pretend to care, the actual plot? Well low and behold! The powers of the mighty interwebz has once again sprung up a tasty vittle of absolute mindless sheep herding convenience – http://runpee.com

Yes, I know how excited you nerds must be and you’re welcome.

This is just another reminder as to why some people shouldn’t breed. What the fuck is this? You put on this suit that allows you to attach a baby to yourself. They are calling it the ‘Baby Snuggie’. It doesn’t seem that BAD really (for weirdos), especially since they already have those baby back-pack thingies … BUT after seeing this photograph I was scarred and felt compelled to share it with the rest of whoever might come across this travesty.+

Look at her eyes, doesn’t she scare you? Why would you want a baby attached to you? What if you had to make a run for it or the baby was a pyromaniac and kept setting you on fire, wouldn’t this be more of a problem then the convenience pretending to be a spider with babies attached to your belly?

Let this be a lesson people, stop breeding if you don’t have the resource or arms to take care of the baby!

Hi, Yes I am a walking
FREAK SHOW!

NTAP is great, don’t get me wrong.. but this video is just something else.  (possibly because I find Eminem totally disgusting)

Ever wonder what an English Bulldog could do to a couch?

Well I have the answer to this mystery. . .

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You’ll find this one on most news sites. The photos below are of a road sign that was “hacked” by “hackers” according to the news source. IMHO, it is apparent that the word ‘hacker’ is in need of much refinement.

Lets see what it takes to “hack” one of these signs.

DO NOT under any circumstances run around hacking into electronic road signs using the information contained in this guide of how to transmit hilarious messages to passing motorists.

It is as simple as follows.

How many times have you driven by an electronic road sign like one of these?

*** WARNING YOU SHOULD NEVER TAMPER WITH THESE SIGNS ***

All you need to know, who needs a step-by-step process ?

* The access panel on the sign is generally protected by a small lock, but often are left unprotected. Upon opening the access panel you can see the display electronics.
* The black control pad is attached by a curly cord, with a keyboard on the face.
* Programming is as simple as scrolling down the menu selection to “Instant Text”. Type whatever you want to display, Hit Enter to submit. You can now either throw it up on the sign by selecting “Run w/out save” or you can add more pages to it by selecting “Add page”

** HACKER TIPS ** Should it will ask you for a password. Try “DOTS”, the default password.

In all likelihood, the crew will not have changed it. However if they did, never fear. Hold “Control” and “Shift” and while holding, enter “DIPY”. This will reset the sign and reset the password to “DOTS” in the process. You’re in!

Ok, so thats all it takes to ‘hack’ this sign. You run upto it, hopefully its unlocked.. You enter what you want accordingly. How nice. Let the Zombie invasion begin!

** Update – I found the news brief from Austin News

Oh look at this! Isn’t this fun. She is struggling to get out the entire spiel as if she is going to run out of breath.

I would like to dedicate this to all of you peoples who have no faith in the edjumacation system!

So much for the ‘Avoid scams and fraud deal locally!’ bit.

How about ‘Deal locally and get shot in the face!’?

Here is the latest Craigslist hustle in  Durham, North Carolina.

Edwin Langlois, 21, Jahid Diggs, 17, and Ashton Darielle Byrd, 17 – were put in lock-down on robbery charges in connection with the crimes, which occurred May 5 and May 17.

The Craigslist victims said that they were responding to an online listing for a motorcycle.  The first victim, a 36-year-old Virginia man, said several armed men approached him and looted his ring, a cell phone and $4,000 in cash. The second victim, a 34-year-old man was able to get away after a teenager pointed a gun at him and several shots were fired.

All three criminals are now serving several years in prison for these robberies.

I live and work close to Durham and I can tell you  it  isn’t somewhere you want to get lost, day or night. Its like that wild territory you see on the mini-map during a RPG game, once you enter it your vulnerability goes up by like 25%.

Be smart people, carry a Tech-9 when dealing locally.