Bela Black Strikes Back

This is obviously a great start to something really amazing.

I want to go to there!

This is a really cool fun, time consuming activity. I have been doing it while giving tech support/advice to friends and customers (for some reason my logic works better if I am not focusing directly on the conversation/issue).

Here is the link: Canon Papercraft

So far I have only built the Toucan but there are plenty of weird little creatures, luck charms, architectural objects to choose from.

Wow, this guy can catch a laptop with his butt! I didn’t know this was possible. I hope the practice for this doesn’t involve toilet paper or lubrication!

GUANGZHOU, China — An employee at a factory that makes iPhones in China killed himself after a prototype went missing, and Apple Inc. responded Wednesday by saying its suppliers are required to treat workers with dignity and respect.

Sun was responsible for sending iPhone prototypes to Apple, and on July 13 he reported that he was missing one of the 16 fourth-generation units in his possession, the newspaper reported. His friends said company security guards searched his apartment, detained him and beat him, the paper reported.

The prototype was later found in the hands of Apple enthusiast Edward Green of Munich, Germany. He claimed to have purchased it on craigslist from some guy out of Africa, “they paid me to take it” he stated – “all I had to do was cash a few travelers checks and send 75% of the money back, I still can’t believe it!”.

Check out her new Goth, Halloween Garb!!!

I guess spending a few months in Jail has broadened Martha’s market a bit, or she just got mo’ greedy. Either way her new line of goods has increased her cool points with me by at least 50%!

Ever go see a movie and hold it just because you don’t want to see that nice shot of *insert actor/actress name here*’s arse? Or yeah right for those who pretend to care, the actual plot? Well low and behold! The powers of the mighty interwebz has once again sprung up a tasty vittle of absolute mindless sheep herding convenience – http://runpee.com

Yes, I know how excited you nerds must be and you’re welcome.

Finally, this is what I’ve been searching for.  Transformers, robots in disguise! errr. Wait Transformers.. USB drives in disguise.. OK that was totally dorky.  But here it is, the super cool Transformer USB drive Raptor.  Only 2GB for $45 smackaroos, I’ll just appreciate the nostalgia from a distance.

Google droppin more bad ass oracle like madness capabilities on your desktop!

Check it out.  Some genius has created a site dedicated to a custom google search just for torrentz and modeled it after the pirate bay

http://www.thepirategoogle.com

Aww, see the pirate bay ain’t so bad after all ! And the graphic they used ain’t half bad either. Just incase they get ripped a new one, I posted a screen shot.

This is just another reminder as to why some people shouldn’t breed. What the fuck is this? You put on this suit that allows you to attach a baby to yourself. They are calling it the ‘Baby Snuggie’. It doesn’t seem that BAD really (for weirdos), especially since they already have those baby back-pack thingies … BUT after seeing this photograph I was scarred and felt compelled to share it with the rest of whoever might come across this travesty.+

Look at her eyes, doesn’t she scare you? Why would you want a baby attached to you? What if you had to make a run for it or the baby was a pyromaniac and kept setting you on fire, wouldn’t this be more of a problem then the convenience pretending to be a spider with babies attached to your belly?

Let this be a lesson people, stop breeding if you don’t have the resource or arms to take care of the baby!

Hi, Yes I am a walking
FREAK SHOW!

Has anyone else been late for an appointment due to iPhone’s sketchy ass alarm?

I have atleast 3 times.

Yes I know what my timezone is, its -5 GMT Eastern Standard (duH). Yes I know if you cut the silent button on it won’t work (duH!). And yes it normally DOES work, but guess what? WHen you don’t plug it in, sometimes it doesn’t go off, like Today and two other times it hasn’t went off. Whats the deal with this? Some magical combination of settings when the power is not plugged in is causing the fucking alarm NOT TO GO OFF! So Apple stop stifling and release 3.0 you dirty bastards! I’m hoping the alarm will be reliable THEN.