Bela Black Strikes Back

10 – the website, ‘two girls, one cup’ came up on your browsing history, is that a kids site?

9 – I’m sorry but your account has been deactivated, please see your manager.

8 – How did you do that?

7 – I’ll be out for the rest of the week

6 – we found another zombie on the network and it’s IP matches your computer

5 – the core router is dead and we can’t it replaced until tomorrow

4 – we are performing an emergency maintenance, your email will be back in a few hours

3 – oops, I didn’t mean to press that button

2 – your email to your girlfriend got caught in the spam filter but don’t worry, I unblocked her for you *giggles*

1 – we lost all of your data

Did you purchase the ipad? I’m have seen quite a few reviews but all of them were pretty hyped up. I don’t plan on buying one unless the specs are superb and from what I have seen, they are not.

This is obviously a great start to something really amazing.

I want to go to there!

Ever go see a movie and hold it just because you don’t want to see that nice shot of *insert actor/actress name here*’s arse? Or yeah right for those who pretend to care, the actual plot? Well low and behold! The powers of the mighty interwebz has once again sprung up a tasty vittle of absolute mindless sheep herding convenience – http://runpee.com

Yes, I know how excited you nerds must be and you’re welcome.

Google droppin more bad ass oracle like madness capabilities on your desktop!

Check it out.  Some genius has created a site dedicated to a custom google search just for torrentz and modeled it after the pirate bay

http://www.thepirategoogle.com

Aww, see the pirate bay ain’t so bad after all ! And the graphic they used ain’t half bad either. Just incase they get ripped a new one, I posted a screen shot.

Has anyone else been late for an appointment due to iPhone’s sketchy ass alarm?

I have atleast 3 times.

Yes I know what my timezone is, its -5 GMT Eastern Standard (duH). Yes I know if you cut the silent button on it won’t work (duH!). And yes it normally DOES work, but guess what? WHen you don’t plug it in, sometimes it doesn’t go off, like Today and two other times it hasn’t went off. Whats the deal with this? Some magical combination of settings when the power is not plugged in is causing the fucking alarm NOT TO GO OFF! So Apple stop stifling and release 3.0 you dirty bastards! I’m hoping the alarm will be reliable THEN.

NTAP is great, don’t get me wrong.. but this video is just something else.  (possibly because I find Eminem totally disgusting)

I ran across this on foundshit

You’ll find this one on most news sites. The photos below are of a road sign that was “hacked” by “hackers” according to the news source. IMHO, it is apparent that the word ‘hacker’ is in need of much refinement.

Lets see what it takes to “hack” one of these signs.

DO NOT under any circumstances run around hacking into electronic road signs using the information contained in this guide of how to transmit hilarious messages to passing motorists.

It is as simple as follows.

How many times have you driven by an electronic road sign like one of these?

*** WARNING YOU SHOULD NEVER TAMPER WITH THESE SIGNS ***

All you need to know, who needs a step-by-step process ?

* The access panel on the sign is generally protected by a small lock, but often are left unprotected. Upon opening the access panel you can see the display electronics.
* The black control pad is attached by a curly cord, with a keyboard on the face.
* Programming is as simple as scrolling down the menu selection to “Instant Text”. Type whatever you want to display, Hit Enter to submit. You can now either throw it up on the sign by selecting “Run w/out save” or you can add more pages to it by selecting “Add page”

** HACKER TIPS ** Should it will ask you for a password. Try “DOTS”, the default password.

In all likelihood, the crew will not have changed it. However if they did, never fear. Hold “Control” and “Shift” and while holding, enter “DIPY”. This will reset the sign and reset the password to “DOTS” in the process. You’re in!

Ok, so thats all it takes to ‘hack’ this sign. You run upto it, hopefully its unlocked.. You enter what you want accordingly. How nice. Let the Zombie invasion begin!

** Update – I found the news brief from Austin News