Bela Black Strikes Back http://belablack.com a Tyranny of words Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:47:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 en My Wonderful iPhone http://belablack.com/2008/08/19/my-wonderful-iphone/ http://belablack.com/2008/08/19/my-wonderful-iphone/#comments Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:59:39 +0000 admin http://belablack.com/?p=90 I’ve spent years searching for the perfect cell phone.  I’ve smashed, dunked and lost many predecessors in my search for the perfect cell phone.

And no… Apple isn’t paying me for this article.

I actually DO love my iPhone.

 

I’ve heard so many people bashing the iPhone but everyone who actually owns one (that I know), loves it. And I agree there are some less desirable attributes but that comes with ANY relationship.  I’ve basically summed that up to their inability to conceive the idea of spending so much for a ‘cell phone’, their limited knowledge or their inability to utilize all of its wonderful features.

Why do I love my iPhone so much?

1. I can email anyone, anywhere at anytime using any email account I choose.

2. I can google anything anywhere.

3. I get to see my friends wonderful pictures when they call on a full screen.

4. I can customize any ring tone and add it to the contact, which does includes funeral march on my phone - you know who you are ! :)

5. 3g apps Rock!

6. The touch screen is fabulous. Demo Here.

7.  I can talk through the included headphones - no need to purchase additional Bluetooth

8.  The tons and tons of endless aps & games I can install, wait I already said that.

9.  Instant youtube access on demand.

10.  I can use it to run the internet through to my laptop.

See for yourself:

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A visit to the freshly ex-girlfriend’s house where then start kissing and make it back to her bed and hes laying down with a hard cock is not rape, seduction possibly but nothing close to RAPE.

If you’re led to believe that this was rape by the so-called ‘victim’ then apparently you are … brainwashed, stupid, in denial or possibly all of the above.

]]> http://belablack.com/2008/08/17/rape-seduction/feed/ Taco Bell’s Fourth Meal http://belablack.com/2008/06/26/taco-bells-fourth-meal/ http://belablack.com/2008/06/26/taco-bells-fourth-meal/#comments Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:19:50 +0000 belablack http://belablack.com/2008/06/26/taco-bells-fourth-meal/ Fat Ass Marketing.

Ok. So I’m sick of seeing this stupid fucking Taco Bell slogan ‘Fourthmeal: The Meal Between Dinner & Breakfast’

Who in the hell eats 4 times a day? I mean come on, lets talk about targeting an audience here. They’re clearly targeting fat ass mother fuckers or blatantly trying to make everyone become fat ass mother fuckers.

What they’re really trying to say is - ‘hey you’re a fatass and we know it. So.. just admit it!’

My message to Taco Bell -
Not everyone is on fuckin’ 1st shift. So… for some ppl it could be a first meal. How about that you fucking taco bell tards???

Fat Ass People
‘The Perfect Life: In a Fourth Meal World’

]]> http://belablack.com/2008/06/26/taco-bells-fourth-meal/feed/ The Bat Bomb http://belablack.com/2008/06/18/the-bat-bomb/ http://belablack.com/2008/06/18/the-bat-bomb/#comments Wed, 18 Jun 2008 20:36:19 +0000 admin http://belablack.com/2008/06/18/the-bat-bomb/ Bat bombs were tiny incendiary bombs attached to bats developed by the United States during World War II with the hope of attacking mainland Japan.

Bat Bomb

The plan was to release bomb-laden bats at night over Japanese industrial targets. The flying bats would disperse widely, then at dawn they would hide in buildings and shortly thereafter built-in timers would ignite the bombs, causing widespread fires and chaos.

The bat bomb idea was conceived by dental surgeon Lytle S. Adams, who submitted it to the White House in January, 1942, where it was subsequently approved by President Roosevelt. Adams was recruited to research and obtain a suitable supply of bats.

Go Here for More Info on Bat Bombs

or

Click Here for Bat Origami

]]> http://belablack.com/2008/06/18/the-bat-bomb/feed/ How to use Water as Fuel for your Car - Hydrogen HHO Car http://belablack.com/2008/06/02/how-to-use-water-as-fuel-for-your-car-hydrogen-hho-car/ http://belablack.com/2008/06/02/how-to-use-water-as-fuel-for-your-car-hydrogen-hho-car/#comments Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:46:36 +0000 belablack http://belablack.com/2008/06/02/how-to-use-water-as-fuel-for-your-car-hydrogen-hho-car/ Well we all dream of a ‘better world’. We’ve all seen Mad Max, Waterworld, 1984 and the likes.

Hey people - Viva la Revolution!

Here it is, yet another alternative energy source.

RUN YOUR CAR FROM WATER? IT can’t be you say? Nah. Well here IT is, they say. I don’t have the resource to test it.

You let me know how it works out if you do.

Forewarning: The following link is asking you to BUY the schematics on how to create this thing. I’m sure you can probably find this online for free somewhere if you dig deep enough.

Learn how its done here

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Don’t upgrade your CABLE, hell don’t even waste your time ordering it!

I will be able to use my existing setup (Computer connected to my 52″ TV).

I will purchase a ‘Sling Box’ and connect it to my Mom’s Cable Box(or anyone I trust not to tamper with the box) and Voila, I get the same Cable stations at my house that is 2 hours away.

The Slingbox utilizes Sling Media’s proprietary SlingPlayer to display audio and video on Microsoft Windows, Apple Macintosh running Mac OS X, and select mobile devices. SlingPlayer is not available for Linux, BSD or other open source systems. However the Windows version of SlingPlayer will run on open source systems via Wine. The latest SlingPlayer version for Windows is version 1.5 (technically 1.5.0.325). This version adds or improves support for specific audio/video devices.

Sling Box

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Laptop Battery Hack! Don’t Buy A New One! - Click here for more home videos

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12 Volt Battery Hack! You’ll Be Surprised… - For more funny movies, click here

]]> http://belablack.com/2008/05/15/turn-a-12-volt-into-8-15-volt-button-sized-batteries/feed/ I couldn’t Hate you More http://belablack.com/2008/04/30/i-couldnt-hate-you-more/ http://belablack.com/2008/04/30/i-couldnt-hate-you-more/#comments Thu, 01 May 2008 04:03:42 +0000 admin http://belablack.com/2008/04/30/i-couldnt-hate-you-more/ There’s a hole in the world like a big black pit and it’s filled with people that are full of shit and the vermin of the world inhabit it.

]]> http://belablack.com/2008/04/30/i-couldnt-hate-you-more/feed/ Fake Access Points - Wardrivers http://belablack.com/2008/04/10/fake-access-points-wardrivers/ http://belablack.com/2008/04/10/fake-access-points-wardrivers/#comments Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:37:51 +0000 admin http://belablack.com/2008/04/10/fake-access-points-wardrivers/ Ever dream of hiding in your own honeypot of wireless access points? Well baby here is the solution.

“Black Alchemy’s Fake AP generates thousands of counterfeit 802.11b access points. Hide in plain sight amongst Fake AP’s cacophony of beacon frames. As part of a honeypot or as an instrument of your site security plan, Fake AP confuses Wardrivers, NetStumblers, Script Kiddies, and other undesirables.” -blackalchemy

 

http://www.blackalchemy.to/project/fakeap/

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