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Prepare to be traumatized – Unicorn Guy

Martha Stewart isn’t so bad after all

Check out her new Goth, Halloween Garb!!! I guess spending a few months in Jail has broadened Martha’s market a bit, or she just got mo’ greedy. Either way her new line of goods has increased her cool points with me by at least 50%!

Peekaru – Baby Sack AKA Scary Parent Freak Gear

This is just another reminder as to why some people shouldn’t breed. What the fuck is this? You put on this suit that allows you to attach a baby to yourself. They are calling it the ‘Baby Snuggie’. It doesn’t seem that BAD really (for weirdos), especially since they already have those baby back-pack thingies […]