Bela Black Strikes Back

Check out her new Goth, Halloween Garb!!!

I guess spending a few months in Jail has broadened Martha’s market a bit, or she just got mo’ greedy. Either way her new line of goods has increased her cool points with me by at least 50%!

This is just another reminder as to why some people shouldn’t breed. What the fuck is this? You put on this suit that allows you to attach a baby to yourself. They are calling it the ‘Baby Snuggie’. It doesn’t seem that BAD really (for weirdos), especially since they already have those baby back-pack thingies … BUT after seeing this photograph I was scarred and felt compelled to share it with the rest of whoever might come across this travesty.+

Look at her eyes, doesn’t she scare you? Why would you want a baby attached to you? What if you had to make a run for it or the baby was a pyromaniac and kept setting you on fire, wouldn’t this be more of a problem then the convenience pretending to be a spider with babies attached to your belly?

Let this be a lesson people, stop breeding if you don’t have the resource or arms to take care of the baby!

Hi, Yes I am a walking
FREAK SHOW!

NTAP is great, don’t get me wrong.. but this video is just something else.  (possibly because I find Eminem totally disgusting)

I should have posted this a year ago! Grab your shot guns, its time for ..

I was passed this by a friend at work. User discretion is advised, use at your own risk, I will not be responsible for loss of brains.