Alrighty, so I started using myspace back in 2004, 5 years ago … not that long ago but at the time it was practically a new site and not flooded and overloaded with aps, spam and idiots. I have since then deleted my profile due to many factors, including but not limited to drama amongst ‘once upon a time’ friends I now like to refer to as ‘foot stools’ or ‘stepping stones’. They didn’t know it at the time but my experiences with them were totally fueled by my curiosity in experimentation with social and emotional boundaries.
Nonetheless, that is irrelevant to the topic at hand, MySpace. I came across the following search browsing around for bulk quantities of kapok and ran across the following search string on google – www.myspace.com – * see photo
Google has indexed the plethora of idiots linking back to myspace, which puts your profile that accessible just that much closer to the ranks of idiocities.
As I promised, here is how to delete your profile:
1.) Login to the MySpace account that you want to delete (You need to have the password to access and login to the MySpace account that you want to cancel or delete).
2.) After login to MySpace, you will see a few options such as Edit Profile, Account Settings, Add/Edit Photos, Add/Change Videos, Manage Calendar, Manage Blog and Manage Address Book right after the greeting, right beside your photo (or â€œNo Photoâ€ if you havenâ€™t upload any photo).
3.) Click on â€œAccount Settingsâ€.
4.) Click on â€œCancel Account, located beside â€œView My Profileâ€ and â€œEdit My Profileâ€.
5.) Goto the email account you used to create the profile and confirm the deletion.
Poof you’re done and safe from the regurgitated over and over lameness.
The only real use for MySpace now is to spam lusers; and not music, even that sucks now unless you’re a sell out luser scene kid 🙂