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10 things you don’t want to hear your IT admin say

belablack — Thu, 02 Dec 2010 13:55:01 +0000

10 – the website, ‘two girls, one cup’ came up on your browsing history, is that a kids site?

9 – I’m sorry but your account has been deactivated, please see your manager.

8 – How did you do that?

7 – I’ll be out for the rest of the week

6 – we found another zombie on the network and it’s IP matches your computer

5 – the core router is dead and we can’t it replaced until tomorrow

4 – we are performing an emergency maintenance, your email will be back in a few hours

3 – oops, I didn’t mean to press that button

2 – your email to your girlfriend got caught in the spam filter but don’t worry, I unblocked her for you *giggles*

1 – we lost all of your data

Sonic Boom Alarm Clock – Just what the doctor didn’t order

belablack — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 11:00:07 +0000

Have problems waking up in the morning? need a little trauma in your life? Well I have found the solution. This little bugger blinks your bed side lamp, while vibrating your bed and sounds an alarm louder than a jack hammer. If this doesn’t work then I’m taking a hiatus as a street walker.

This video scares me!

admin — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 10:03:31 +0000

NTAP is great, don’t get me wrong.. but this video is just something else.Â (possibly because I find Eminem totally disgusting)